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Trying to find people who understand my sense of humor

whatshouldwecallme:

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Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session

thefuckmotheringbard:

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.

GM: The hedgehog procedes to poop out an entire deity, roll a diplomacy check to tell if he’s friendly….

the-goddamazon:

abakkus:

fishwifemcguinn:

hilarydesign:

kurokotetsuya:

same

same

Pretty much

2003:

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2014:

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just fucking draw. don’t compare yourself to other people, don’t stop because you drew a lot last tuesday and you haven’t visibly improved. it takes time, effort, and a lot of perseverance. besides, no matter how “bad” you think you are, there’s still gonna be someone who thinks the stuff you produce is the best goddamn thing they’ve ever seen in their entire life. the artist you were five years ago would have their mind fucking blown by the artist you are today. so just draw a fuckton, because every new thing you draw is one drawing better than you were before.

I needed to read this.

(Source: shigino)

mrpicard:

rashaka:

You don’t really understand Star Trek until you’ve seen Galaxy Quest.

admhawthorne:

insanetwin:

crofethr:

denali-winter:

BAM.

I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.

HOLY shit girl

(Source: sandandglass)

laineelepanto:

Cats.

(Source: ourloveissemperfii)

crab-problems:

unexist-me:

mareepe:

you automatically turn gay if you drink this

what happens if im already gay and i drink it tho?

gay²

I would like to increase my gay to gay square please

Mega Rayquaza confirmed!

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

robots-and-electric-sheep:

stfumras:

Oh my God.

we have reached
ULTIMATE
DUDEBRO
C A P A C I T Y

(Source: bailearly)